step aside Matt Lauer!

The other day I landed a gig opening each section of a website called, "Artists House Music". Check it out here. More will follow once they are edited.

Matt and Sarah are so awesome. They're so hot right now, Matt and Sarah.

Sony's new Bravia Ad is AMAZING

THIS is awesome. First they dropped 250,000 bouncy balls on the streets of San Francisco. Now they've painted the town red...and blue and green and yellow.

You can watch and download it in HD here.

ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." (my wife actually did this at Starbucks)

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

some random videos...

Notice what happens to the car when she hits it...


Jackass copycat...


An inside look at how "beauty" is created...


This guy is amazing. I'd hate to go against him in a game of quarters...

guess who landed a GMA showcase at Rocketown?

REND THE HEAVENS, that's who!!

Yeah, we'll playing on the main stage at 3:25...before the headliners start at 4:00. The big ones that'll be there are Leeland and Matthew West. Woo-Hoo!!

I'll keep you posted on that...it's a ways off, but we I just found out about it.

Check out the lineup here.

allow myself to reintroduce...myself

HOLY COW! I'm such a bad blogger...September 21st?! Geez. Is anyone still out there?

Here's the deal on my lack of attendance: my computer broke. Yes, that's right...my Apple G4 desktop decided to stop working. Well, actually I think the hard drive got too full and it went into panic mode. Seriously. It has this message that says, "Panic: we are haning here..."

So now I have the new Mac Book Pro laptop and I'm blogging from Panera! I know, I know...whoopdee-freakin-doo. You've probably done that a hundred times by now but it's new for me.

So that's where I've been, and I promise I'll be back soon.

Cheers!