chocolate is brown

Just like roses are red and violets and blue, chocolate is brown. Not black.

Why didn't Verizon make their new phone brown? They named it "chocolate" and in all the ads it's wrapped up like a chocolate bar. So why isn't it brown?

Where does it say that all cell phones are supposed to be black? If you ask me (which you didn't, but you're here so I'll tell you anyway) it looks an awful lot like the U2 iPod with the black body and red lights.

Hello?! Orginality, please. Would it have hurt you to do something different? Maybe brown with white lights? It would be way cool if it even came packaged as a candy bar. Foil and all. But somehow I doubt that's how it's packaged :-/

Don't name it "chocolate" and make it black.